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The art of rejection

The art of rejection

Kate Valerio September 10, 2015
Many amateurs reject people with what can only be described as the world’s biggest cop-out — telling someone you’re already in a relationship.
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The thot club: hottest new club on campus

The thot club: hottest new club on campus

Kate Valerio August 26, 2015
There's a group I have decided to call The Thot Club — an elite group of individuals whose unique characteristics make everyone’s lives a little more interesting.
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The Sexwolf: Can I has yo numba?

The Sexwolf: Can I has yo numba?

Kate Valerio April 14, 2015
I’ve conducted some research—which may not be up to Stony Brook research standards, but is interesting nonetheless—and asked some people if they had a go-to move.
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The Sexwolf: This just in...or maybe not

The Sexwolf: This just in…or maybe not

Kate Valerio April 2, 2015
It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s a giant penis and it’s headed right towards you!
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The Sexwolf: Oh have I ever

The Sexwolf: Oh have I ever

Kate Valerio March 31, 2015
When you’re playing Kings the next lazy Friday, here are some ideas to take with you, provided you’re sober enough to remember them.
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The Sexwolf: I really like porn

The Sexwolf: I really like porn

Kate Valerio March 22, 2015
Everyone is curious about sex. It’s this morbid curiosity that has made the pornography industry so huge and still growing.
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The Sexwolf: The new S-word

The Sexwolf: The new S-word

Kate Valerio March 3, 2015
I do believe feminists around the country have taken the liberty of beating the concept of the double standard into every head and skull throughout America.
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Why I hate my hymen

Why I hate my hymen

Kate Valerio February 17, 2015
Maybe, virginity isn’t really something you lose, but instead a really funny story you gain.
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The Sexwolf: When in doubt, use your mouth

The Sexwolf: When in doubt, use your mouth

Kate Valerio February 10, 2015
I am not sure what adventurous person first had the idea of putting someone else’s genitalia in their mouth, but I believe this person deserves a very large muffin basket.
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The Sexwolf: You can have your friend and eat them too

The Sexwolf: You can have your friend and eat them too

Kate Valerio February 3, 2015
Aside from the romantic comedy starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, what exactly is a friend with benefits (FWB), and more importantly, where can you find one?
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