We all have that one go-to, an ace up our sleeve when playing Never Have I Ever. I always utilize the fact that I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because I am one of the few weirdos out there that hasn’t.

Next time you draw a Jack in a friendly game of Kings, don’t hold up the game trying to think of something you have never done but won’t give away the fact that you spend most of your time re-reading the Harry Potter series for the seventh time. When you are playing Kings the next lazy Friday, here are some ideas to take with you, provided you’re sober enough to remember them. Please try to read between the euphemistic lines, this is a university paper after all.

Never Have I Ever…

1. Been handcuffed, for fun
2. Gotten busy in public, and not with orgo homework
3. Knocked boots while wearing boots
4. Taken a trip backstage
5. Eaten south of the border
6. Been Asian persuaded
7. Flicked the bean when no one was home
8. Flicked the bean on Skype
9. Or on the phone
10. Joined the mile high club
11. Caught a silver fox
12. Answered a ringing phone while someone was ringing your bell
13. Left your socks on
14. Tossed a salad
15. Been a very, very rude roommate
16. Been interrupted by a parent
17. Or interrupted your parents
18. Swiped a V-card
19. Not known a last name
20. Or a first name
21. Snow-blowed in July
22. Cried after coitus
23. Cried during coitus
24. Bared all in a public place
25. Had a butter-face butter your muffin
26. Come up with a really long list of ideas for Never Have I Ever
27. Banged in a Buick
28. Left the lights on
29. Had to come up with a Plan B
30. Taken the Walk of Shame, or Walk of Glory if you’re an optimist