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Spirit of papal visit might not change millennial attitudes

Spirit of papal visit might not change millennial attitudes

Kate Valerio September 23, 2015
For those who haven’t been anywhere near a TV, Pope Francis is here.
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The art of rejection

The art of rejection

Kate Valerio September 10, 2015
Many amateurs reject people with what can only be described as the world’s biggest cop-out — telling someone you’re already in a relationship.
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PDA: Public displays of annoyance

PDA: Public displays of annoyance

Kate Valerio September 2, 2015
I completely understand the thrill of getting busy in public, but there’s a new dimension added when there’s someone studying for a BIO 358 test a dozen feet away.
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The Stony Brook housing at Dowling College in Brookhaven has a bad history of student satisfaction, including Wi-Fi problems, long bus rides and lack of food availability.
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Stony Brook’s “Brokehaven” dorms are actually a paradise

Kate Valerio August 30, 2015
Students have told me about the less-than-adequate time they had, but from what they described, it actually sounds amazing.
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The thot club: hottest new club on campus

The thot club: hottest new club on campus

Kate Valerio August 26, 2015
There's a group I have decided to call The Thot Club — an elite group of individuals whose unique characteristics make everyone’s lives a little more interesting.
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25 real things to do before you graduate

25 real things to do before you graduate

Kate Valerio August 24, 2015
I created my own list of things to do at Stony Brook before graduation based on the wisdom and experience I have acquired over the last three years. Hold for applause.
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The Sexwolf: You pushed air in there

The Sexwolf: You pushed air in there

Kate Valerio May 7, 2015
When you least expect it, a farting sound rips through the air. One party is disgusted by the culprit, the other is embarrassed, but knows the truth.
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Stony Brook answers: I wish my professors knew…

Kate Valerio May 5, 2015
We took our own poll of what Stony Brook students wish their professors knew. Listen up professors, it is time for you to learn.
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We need to talk

Kate Valerio April 30, 2015
As long as rape happens, we are going to have to talk about it. And now is a good time to start.
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The Sexwolf: Can I has yo numba?

The Sexwolf: Can I has yo numba?

Kate Valerio April 14, 2015
I’ve conducted some research—which may not be up to Stony Brook research standards, but is interesting nonetheless—and asked some people if they had a go-to move.
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The Sexwolf: This just in...or maybe not

The Sexwolf: This just in…or maybe not

Kate Valerio April 2, 2015
It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s a giant penis and it’s headed right towards you!
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The Sexwolf: Oh have I ever

The Sexwolf: Oh have I ever

Kate Valerio March 31, 2015
When you’re playing Kings the next lazy Friday, here are some ideas to take with you, provided you’re sober enough to remember them.
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