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If the presidential candidates were drugs
Nick Zararis
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April 18, 2016
To lighten the mood, let’s compare the different candidates to drugs.
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There is a plethora of poorly pandering politicians upon us
Nick Zararis
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April 14, 2016
The pandering in this cycle is even more cringeworthy than usual because you have candidates so far removed from reality they don’t realize how foolish they look.
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