“I see demons in my textbooks and I lost my sense of taste,” Ludgate said. “I am not even close to fine."

Five-day break, two holidays (if you’re counting Black Friday) and there is still stress running through the mind of sophomore biology major Holly Melancholy. Class starts tomorrow and none of her assignments or papers or projects are done for the week.

I have 15 credits of class, two part-time jobs and a club I am involved in. As a professor who is part of the “real world,” please model the timeliness you expect from me.