So hey guess what, I’ve got something to share So please come and listen We’ll talk all night Until in the sunlight the morning dew glistens
But it’s tricky – I really don’t get it So don’t ask me to explain But I’m really not fussed ‘Cause otherwise life’s just too plain
I’m just a boy Slightly messed in the head I’m just a boy With extra room in his bed
I’m greedy and selfish So this comes as no surprise I want all and want them to want me And this boy standing here is one hell of a prize
Look what I’m trying to say is that I’m half chips and half rice I do love the ladies But guys are also quite nice.