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    Letterman

    Jay Leno. With his all sleaze and hair like a skunk, it’s as if Pepe Le Pew has a talk show. He’s a pervert; if you watch any of his shows, he always making horribly dirty comments to women guests. Jessica Simpson recently came on and he could not stop talking about her boobs, to the point it was awkward for both her and the audience. It might be late night but he’s got no class, as popular as he is.

    Look instead to Dave Letterman. Just because he doesn’t have the audience Leno does, all that says is a lot of people are picking a lesser show- maybe you’re tired and you don’t know what you’re watching.

    What don’t you love? He is the best at improvising, coming with jokes at the fly. Him and Paul Shaffer make a great team. How could you not love their ‘Will It Float,’ and ‘Know Your Cuts of Meat?’ How about ‘Stupid Human Tricks?’

    Everybody knows the top 10 List, with classics like ‘Top 10 Signs Your City is Too Fat’ and ‘Top Ten Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines.’ It’s a classic. It’s hilarious and no talk show has anything like it.

    Dave Letterman has better suits- he’s much better dressed and looks like a pro. At the same time he’s humble enough to poke fun at himself, and he also doesn’t have a chin the size of the moon

    Who doesn’t know Biff or Rupert’s deli? Who can forget all the Richard Simmons appearances, like the time he chased him off with a fire extinguisher? Simmons hasn’t been back since.

    He’s got all the bases covered, a comedic genius and a great guy.

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