The Student News Site of Stony Brook University

The Statesman

77° Stony Brook, NY
The Student News Site of Stony Brook University

The Statesman

The Student News Site of Stony Brook University

The Statesman

Newsletter

    An Apple a Day…

    Cereal is such an American food; people eat it all the time. Cereal has to be healthy’hellip; and that’s where apple-cinnamon cheerios come in.

    I personally recommend anyone who’s suffering from malnutrition after eating too much pizza at the SAC or too many diseased burgers at the Union to go have a bowl of apple-cinnamon cheerios.

    All those losers who eat frosted flakes are probably 50% more likely to get diabetes. Health-freaks that eat Special K don’t realize they can’t beat the nutritional value of a those little O’s infused with wholesome apple goodness.

    They taste good, and they make your feces turn black (from all the iron). What more could you want?

    Leave a Comment
    Donate to The Statesman

    Your donation will support the student journalists of Stony Brook University. Your contribution will allow us to purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs.

    More to Discover
    Donate to The Statesman

    Comments (0)

    All The Statesman Picks Reader Picks Sort: Newest

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *