Cereal is such an American food; people eat it all the time. Cereal has to be healthy’hellip; and that’s where apple-cinnamon cheerios come in.
I personally recommend anyone who’s suffering from malnutrition after eating too much pizza at the SAC or too many diseased burgers at the Union to go have a bowl of apple-cinnamon cheerios.
All those losers who eat frosted flakes are probably 50% more likely to get diabetes. Health-freaks that eat Special K don’t realize they can’t beat the nutritional value of a those little O’s infused with wholesome apple goodness.
They taste good, and they make your feces turn black (from all the iron). What more could you want?
