The Statesman

The art of rejection

Kate Valerio • September 10, 2015

Many amateurs reject people with what can only be described as the world’s biggest cop-out — telling someone you’re already in a relationship.

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The thot club: hottest new club on campus

Kate Valerio • August 26, 2015

There's a group I have decided to call The Thot Club — an elite group of individuals whose unique characteristics make everyone’s lives a little more interesting.

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The Sexwolf: Can I has yo numba?

Kate Valerio • April 14, 2015

I’ve conducted some research—which may not be up to Stony Brook research standards, but is interesting nonetheless—and asked some people if they had a go-to move.

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The Sexwolf: This just in…or maybe not

Kate Valerio • April 2, 2015

It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s a giant penis and it’s headed right towards you!

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The Sexwolf: Oh have I ever

Kate Valerio • March 31, 2015

When you’re playing Kings the next lazy Friday, here are some ideas to take with you, provided you’re sober enough to remember them.

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The Sexwolf: I really like porn

Kate Valerio • March 22, 2015

Everyone is curious about sex. It’s this morbid curiosity that has made the pornography industry so huge and still growing.

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The Sexwolf: The new S-word

Kate Valerio • March 3, 2015

I do believe feminists around the country have taken the liberty of beating the concept of the double standard into every head and skull throughout America.

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Why I hate my hymen

Kate Valerio • February 17, 2015

Maybe, virginity isn’t really something you lose, but instead a really funny story you gain.

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The Sexwolf: When in doubt, use your mouth

Kate Valerio • February 10, 2015

I am not sure what adventurous person first had the idea of putting someone else’s genitalia in their mouth, but I believe this person deserves a very large muffin basket.

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The Sexwolf: You can have your friend and eat them too

Kate Valerio • February 3, 2015

Aside from the romantic comedy starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, what exactly is a friend with benefits (FWB), and more importantly, where can you find one?

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